A Call to Orange {fire SU Greg Robinson mid-season}


September 9, 2008, 5:41 am
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Coach Robinson Switches the Orange back to the “Saltine Warriors” to Compensate for Actual Coaching

In a bold move to remake his team and inject new life into his ambient mediocrity, Robinson has scratched Otto in place of the old “Saltine Warriors” given that no team will ever be intimidated by his actual play calling. “I am a warrior not a fruit,” Robinson proudly proclaimed while continuing “this will really give the illusion to opponents that we are ready for battle.”

In addition, Coach Robinson was inspired by Ocho Cinco (formerly Chad Johnson) and forced starting QB Dantley to legally change his last name to McNabb to create a sense of distant nostalgia for fans who could remember a time when our football team was more competitive than local pee wee squads.